Young guys, older women.

The Harvey series (part 14) Back when I was dating, I just started dating a very attractive woman a bit older than me and a friend gave me a rough time about it. He challenged me to go on a double date with him and he would find an older woman for the challenge.....It was a "who has the oldest woman contest".  
OK I says. So I showed up first at the nightclub (Biker bar) with my  attractive "older than me woman".
Then all heads turned and stared as he showed up with a GORGEOUS knock-out model-like shapely buxom blond bombshell in a tight-fitting glittery white dress, looked JUST like Dolly Parton, even her Blondish-silver hair, boobs... etc. Everyone got quiet and stared at her as she walked in, I'm sure they thought she was a movie star celebrity and had accidentally come to the wrong place. She was RED HOT... and also about 60+ years old. I was stunned, but she sure looked good. He easily won the bet.

Want more hours in a day?

Another clever idea from Ace L. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
NOW, Ace L wants everyone to line up their cars facing East and accelerate. This would cause the Earths rotation to slow down causing days to last longer.. instead of 24 hours, more like 40 hours per day so we could get more done in one day.

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BERT says DON'T DO IT ACE L.. Bert just computed that Gravity would be so MUCH stronger that we'd all turn into big blobs spread out on the ground. It won't work Ace L. Don't do it.