"Closeout sale at the Mall".
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(Another of Bert's art works).
Labels
- 000 gal
- 0cpd
- 0cpda
- 1
- 10:00
- 10footsailboat
- 1937
- 1966fordmustang
- 1stplace
- 2-headed
- 2.5
- 25
- 25flyaway
- 2731
- 34.8
- 350mph
- 36089
- 40mph
- 6wks
- 95deg
- a/c
- abstract
- absurd
- accent
- acegirlfriend
- Adventure
- adventures
- advice
- Affection
- aging
- airport
- alarm
- albany
- Almelund
- altitude
- Alux
- ambulance
- anchor
- angry
- animals
- anniversary
- apostle
- Apostle Islands
- apostleislands
- apple
- Apple Festival
- Applefest
- appleriver
- aquatennial
- Arboretum
- archie
- arson
- art
- Art of keeping Chickens
- arthritis
- automatic door
- avianPorn
- aviary
- babies
- baby
- Baby Pigeon
- back 40
- back40
- backhoe
- backyard
- bales
- balloon
- banana
- Barking
- Barney
- bath
- bathing
- Bayfield
- bbq
- beach
- Beanie
- Beard
- bed
- beef
- beerchicken
- belowzero
- belt tentioner
- bench
- benson
- bert
- bertcrow
- bertquote
- betty
- bigbertha
- bilingualchickens
- biolite
- bird
- Bird Sale
- Bird Swap
- birdfeeder
- birdfood
- birds
- birth
- birthday
- Blaine
- Blanket
- blocks
- blood
- Blood moon
- boat
- boating
- bonding
- bottle
- Boutwells
- brain
- breast.
- brr
- Bruce
- bucket
- Budapest
- busy
- cabin
- cable
- cables
- cage
- camera
- camouflage
- camping
- campstove
- car
- caravan
- cardinal
- Carmen del Playa
- cast
- cat
- catnip
- caves
- CH11
- change
- charcoal
- charging station
- cheney
- chick
- chicken
- Chicken class
- chickenhelper
- Chickens
- ChickenTosser
- chickentracks
- Chicks
- chimney
- chocolate
- Christmas
- christmas tree
- Cindy
- citizen
- cityhall
- Clarence
- class
- clean
- Cleo
- Cleopatra
- cliff
- clining
- clip
- clips
- clock
- closeoutsale
- cloud
- clouds
- cloudy
- coat rack
- Coffee
- coffee cup
- cold
- Condo
- confused
- contact lens
- contrails
- Contraposition
- coop
- coopdesign
- cords
- corn
- cornucopia
- couch
- county
- cow
- crochet
- Cucumber
- cuddle
- cups
- danforth
- dash board
- dashboard
- dating
- dawn
- daycare
- dead
- dead tree
- deadchicken
- Deck
- deer
- demolition
- depressed
- design
- diamond bluff
- died
- diesel
- dieselengine
- dintymoorestew
- discover
- disguise
- dish
- ditch
- dodge
- Dog
- dolly
- domain
- door
- dove
- drainage
- dream
- driveway
- drone
- DST
- Ducks
- duelinggps
- Dust Orbs
- dynamite
- E90
- eagle
- earthworm
- eclipse moon
- Eddy Websters
- egg
- eggs
- eggsstorage
- Egyptian
- Egyptian Swift
- Egyptians
- electronics
- emotions
- enclosure
- endofworld
- event
- Explore
- eye
- fair
- falls
- family room
- FancyPigeon
- Fantail
- farm
- farmersmarket
- FastChickens
- fat
- father
- FB130122
- feather
- feeder
- feelings
- feet
- fence
- field
- fields
- fight
- fighting
- Finch
- findingapartner
- fingers
- fire
- fire pit
- fireplace
- Fireworks
- first
- FL
- flashlight
- Flea Market
- Flew away
- flight
- floor
- Flowers
- flush
- flying
- foam
- fog
- Follows
- food
- FoodSaver VacuumSaver
- footprints
- Forest Lake
- Forsale
- four
- fox
- free
- freshsnow
- frillback
- frisbee
- Frontenac
- frostonglass
- FruitFarm
- fuelline
- full moon
- funnel
- funny
- Furby
- furnace
- gables
- Garage Sale
- garagesale garage
- garden
- gardenTractor
- gasline
- geese
- german shepherd
- Gift
- girlfriend
- God
- GoldenSunset
- goodnight
- Gooney
- goose
- goosereflection
- gps
- Grand Marais
- grape
- grass
- grocery
- Guinea
- Guinea hen
- gun
- GunControl
- guns
- guthrie
- Guts
- hall
- halloween
- handspot
- hanging
- hardtimes
- Harer
- harris
- HarrisSell
- harvey
- hat
- hawk
- headband
- heart
- heat stroke
- Heated
- heated nest
- helpfulhint
- HelpfulHints
- Henry
- HenrySimon
- Hermann Statue
- hiccups
- hiking
- Hill
- Hints
- history
- Hobbit
- hologram
- homer
- horned
- horse
- hose
- hospital
- Hot
- hot water
- householdhints
- hug
- hugged
- Humane Society
- humor
- Hunting
- Hutchinson
- ice
- icecaves
- iceroad
- icewater
- Ikea
- Illusion
- implosion
- InHouse
- injured
- injured leg
- injuredleg
- Inky InkyEgg InkySmallEgg
- innards
- inspect
- interesting
- iridescent
- ironingboard
- isle royale
- isleroyale
- Jacket
- Jacobin
- JD420
- jealous
- jealousy
- Jessie
- jet
- jetengine
- Jets
- johndeere
- junk
- Kaffe Stuga
- kahlenberg
- kahlua
- Karen
- Karen Dickason-Van Reese
- kayak
- kayaking
- keyboard
- Khufu
- killed
- killer
- killercat
- kinnickinnic
- ladder
- Lake Superior
- lakesuperior
- Larsons Grocery
- laurikarauch
- law
- lawn
- lawnmower
- laws
- leaf
- lecture
- ledbulbs
- left wing.
- Les
- Letard
- license
- license plate
- life
- lightbulb
- lightning rod
- Lindburg
- Lindsey
- Lindstrom
- Links
- Lisa
- littlepeople
- lizard
- lockness
- Log
- lone tree
- lonelysocks
- longerdays
- lose
- lost
- love
- luckycharms
- luggage
- Lump
- magicmary
- magnetic
- magneticpoles
- mailbox
- Male
- mall
- Martha
- mary
- MaryDeer
- mashedpotatoes
- Massage
- mate
- mayan
- McNuggets
- measurer
- meat
- meat cuts
- medicine
- melting
- memory
- message
- met
- Mexico
- mice
- microscope
- Mik-Nuggets
- MikesHardLemonade
- MikesLemonAide
- milkbucket
- milleage
- mini
- Mini coop
- Minnehaha
- mirror
- mischievious
- missing
- Modena
- mom
- MomL
- money
- moon
- mott island
- Mourning
- mourningdove
- mpg
- Mr King
- MrStudly
- mud
- MultiplyEND
- mushroom
- N Shore
- naked
- nap
- nasa
- NatureHike
- New Ulm
- Newbie
- newspaper
- Nikon
- Nile
- Nile speaking
- North Branch
- nude
- nuggets
- nursing home
- nutella
- o-rings
- obrien
- ocpd
- ocpda
- OD class
- officechair
- oil tank
- old tree
- olderwomen
- olympics
- Oops
- opera
- opinion
- orbs
- original
- orings
- outside
- owl
- Padre Island
- Palisade
- park
- Parking
- PartlyCloudy
- partner
- Passenger
- paw
- Pearl
- peck
- people
- person
- pet
- petting
- petwaterer
- photoshopped
- picker-upper
- pictures
- pigeon
- pigeon bath Simon dryer
- pigeon birdbath bath
- pigeon simon cuddled hugged remove hand
- pigeon simon door ride knows
- PigeonAffection
- PigeonLove
- Pigeons
- pigeonsex
- PigeonShow
- piggybank
- pikespeak
- pith
- planningcommission
- plant
- plaster
- plastic bottle
- plate
- play
- Playa
- pligeon
- point
- pole
- polebarn
- politicians
- poo
- poop
- pop
- porn
- portrait
- Post-it-note
- pothole
- power center
- power station
- PowerStation
- pp
- ppopera
- Presents
- PreservingFood
- Previous
- privacy
- public
- puff
- pull
- purebred
- pvc
- quail
- quotes
- Rachel Ries
- radar
- railing
- rake
- recipe
- recognition
- record
- reflection
- reminder
- rentvsbuy
- rescue
- restaurant
- retaining wall
- Reunion
- right wing
- rip
- river
- rockclimbing
- roof
- rope
- rubberchickenspot
- salboat
- sale
- saving
- scoop
- screw
- sculpture
- SD
- SD card
- seagull
- seagulls
- sebright
- securityCam
- sell
- sellHarris
- serpentine
- Severt
- sewerpipe
- shadow
- sharing
- Shepherd
- shirt
- shmoo
- Shop
- Show King
- Siamese
- sick
- silkie
- silky
- silverclock
- silverislet
- Simon
- simonfireplace
- SimonInJacket
- SimonSign
- simontransformer
- singing
- sinkhole
- skijumping
- sleep
- sleeping
- Sleeps
- slowmotion
- snoring
- snow
- Snowblower
- snuggle
- sock
- socks
- solar
- solaraviary
- son
- Sophia
- speech
- Speeding
- spiess
- spincycle
- splint
- spot
- spothand
- squirrel
- state
- stcroix
- steal
- stfair
- Stockton
- store
- storm
- story
- stowaway
- strange
- string
- studly
- stuff
- stump
- Styrofoam
- suitcase
- sun
- sunchimes
- sunset
- Superior Hiking Trail
- surrogate
- surveying
- swap
- swear
- swift
- swing
- tangle
- target practice
- telekinesis
- telephonepole
- tent
- Tettegouche
- Thanksgiving
- theory
- therapy
- things
- thoughts
- threesome
- Threshing
- thunderbay
- tilt
- time
- tiny cabin
- toe
- toilet
- tombstone
- topper
- tracks
- tractor
- Tractors
- transformer
- trash
- travel
- treasures
- tree
- trench
- trencher
- Tribute
- trophy
- truck
- truffles
- truth facts
- tube
- tubing
- Tugboat
- Tuna
- Tunnel
- turkey
- TV
- twinkie
- twistieTie
- type
- Ugly
- Underground
- Universe
- unsafe
- upside down
- urbancamo
- USB
- valentine
- valentinesday
- Valet
- Van
- van camping
- vegetable
- vegetables
- velcro
- vet
- video
- view
- vines
- vip
- visiting
- voicerecognition
- Vote
- wabasha
- waiting
- warm
- washingmachine
- Washington
- water
- waterDrop
- waves
- Wee
- weinieroastwinter
- well head
- Wheelchair
- William Obrien
- wind
- windows
- windshield
- Windshield Wiper
- wiper
- wire
- wisconsin
- Wisdom
- wok
- wood pile
- woodstove
- Woody
- Workbench
- workshop
- Xmas
- xmas tree
- yardstick
- Yawn
Showing posts with label art. Show all posts
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20141024
20141018
"Contraposition at Dawn"
One of Berts early art works from 2006
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con·tra·po·si·tion definition
ˌkäntrəpəˈziSHən/
noun
Logic
noun: contraposition; plural noun: contrapositions
"Contraposition at Dawn"
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con·tra·po·si·tion definition
ˌkäntrəpəˈziSHən/
noun
Logic
noun: contraposition; plural noun: contrapositions
"Contraposition at Dawn"
conversion of a proposition from all A is B to all not-B is not-A.
Origin
mid 16th century: from late Latin contrapositio(n-), from the verb contraponere, from contra- ‘against’ + ponere ‘to place.’
Translate contraposition to
Use over time for: contraposition
Origin
mid 16th century: from late Latin contrapositio(n-), from the verb contraponere, from contra- ‘against’ + ponere ‘to place.’
Translate contraposition to
Use over time for: contraposition
20140813
Better than the real thing - FIreworks
20120905
20110609
Picture Perfect - Steel and Glass - Light Bulbs
These are not ordinary light bulbs and this is not a static sculpture. It's one of many pieces of art at an all night art show (8pm to 7am) covering the entire Twin Cities. Most of the artwork required darkness to be seen. This sculpture performs in a most unusual and surprising way (Not part of PP, but see video below).
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The above photo makes little sense without the supporting photos and video below.
At night the lights blink in a surprising manner.
This is what it looks like when you spin the camera. The dotted lines reveal that the bulbs are actually LEDs.
There are MANY other strange and interesting exhibits.
Near the end of the 50 second video reveals what these lights do. Notice the lights blinking. They are not blinking in a random manner. "You cannot see the forest for the trees".
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The above photo makes little sense without the supporting photos and video below.
At night the lights blink in a surprising manner.
This is what it looks like when you spin the camera. The dotted lines reveal that the bulbs are actually LEDs.
There are MANY other strange and interesting exhibits.
Near the end of the 50 second video reveals what these lights do. Notice the lights blinking. They are not blinking in a random manner. "You cannot see the forest for the trees".
20100311
Fresh Chicken Chick-Nuggets
Note the warm earth tones blended skillfully with pastels in the low frequency range to give the art a feeling of warmth, comfort and satisfaction. The content integrates with many of the human senses.
Many European art critics feel this piece has a musical affiliation and was originally titled "Third Movement".
(Hint - That is not a grill. It's the wire floor of the Chicken coop).
(Another piece in the Chicken-Art series).
20080521
060615 Tuna = Chicken of the Sea with just 1 Flush
This morning before heading to the barnyard, I was in the Bathroom with my Pet rabbit. I was combing my hare when Tuna, the cat, was trying to crawl up the toilet tank and slipped and fell and hit the flusher handle about the same time he grabbed the lid which promptly started to close over him as he descended into the vortex.
You should have seen his eyes. Panic. All nine lives gone with just one flush. But being a cat, he managed to extricate himself without even getting too wet… and then he strolled away as if nothing happened, as if he had done it all on purpose. Chickens aren’t known for their sense of humor, but..ha ha ha (ROFL ROFL) ha ha. That’s when Tuna looked back at me in disgust and walked away. Oooouuu, Mr Cool cat, ha ha ha. Bert
20080403
060426 "Whoa, that spin cycle is interesting".
"Bert loves bath time".
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Someone? said "People are just about as happy as they've made up their minds to be".
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20071208
060220 NASA apologizes to Bert for mistake.
Dramatic NASA Hubbell telescope pictures of Albireo (means "The Chicken's Head" in Arabic) show newborn stars emerging from "eggs" of cold gas and dust — not the barnyard variety — but rather, dense, compact pockets of interstellar gas called Evaporating Gaseous Globules (EGGs) protruding from the wall of a vast cloud of molecular hydrogen. Hubble found the "EGGs," appropriately enough, in the CHICKEN nebula (also called M16.5), a nearby star-forming region 7,000 light-years from Earth in the Coopers constellation. It was previously thought to be in the “Eagle” nebula until Bert brought it to their attention. Still unanswered though is the Chicken-Egg debate.
20071105
060205 "My trip to everywhere and back"
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