Using the latest scientific breakthroughs, Bert has designed a complete line of High Tech Urban Camouflage outfits for clandestine operations. Using various fiber optics and laser adjusted enhancement scattering and refraction of time/space continuum light bending techniques, Berts Urban Camouflage (BUC) can blend in with almost any urban environment.

Does your wife insist that you follow her around with the grocery cart?? Now you can hide amongst the lettuce and produce departments and avoid this degrading behavior .
Berts Urban Camouflage can automatically adapt to a variety
of backgrounds.
Berts Urban Camouflage is popular amongst clandestine agencies, such as the CIA, CSA, and FBI
Caution: Once removed, Berts Urban Camouflage outfits may be very difficult to locate.
Check with your local authorities to see if Berts Urban Camouflage may be used legally in public rest rooms, locker rooms, and Hotels.
Remember what Bert says - With Berts Urban Camouflage (Buc) you get the most bang for your Buc Buc Buc.


