Sometimes it's better to give help instead of advice.

"A happy successful life has no relationship to possessions." - Bert

"Remember, when you have been beaten, humiliated, trashed, and defeated, you are still taller than an earthworm". - Bert

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"Compared to before and after, LIFE is just one big long orgasm" - Bert

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Bert reflects - I once went a whole year without having a birthday

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Bert’s helpful hints - When having Chicken for dinner, It’s a good idea to serve red wine because Chickens really like red wine with their dinner.

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"The first step to happiness is to appreciate what you already have". - Bert

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"The trouble with class reunions is that you have to hang around with a bunch of old people". - Bert

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"To have a devoted pet, let them know they're your equal, not better than you" - Bert

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"If you're not happy with yourself, nobody else will be either" - Bert

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