Sometimes it's better to give help instead of advice.

"MR STUDLY" is Simon's new nickname.

"MR STUDLY" is Simon's new nickname. After 2 years of being rejected and physically attacked by the two female lesbian Pigeons, ... the female Homer Pigeon, 2.5, allowed Simon to mate with her, but only for 17 nano seconds. Unlikely there will be any Simonettes.

Please excuse my typos, holding a very persistent pet Pigeon (Simon)

Please excuse my typos and howslow I type... I'm typing with one hand brcause I seem to be perpetually holding a very persistent pet Pigeon (Simon) who continuously wants to br held amd cuddled and will not give up until he's sleepin cradled in my hand against mt chest.... then he purrs like a kitten (more like grunting sounds)... a very content bird.

"A happy successful life has no relationship to possessions." - Bert

Keep a yardstick in your wallet / The art of folding IKEA tapes.

The folds should be a bit shorter than a credit card so the folds do not extend beyond the credit card.

The folds should be staggered so each fold is not directly over the previous fold, that way it will fold a bit flatter. 

Keep a yardstick in your wallet / The art of folding IKEA tapes.

Well, at least it's not snow (yet).

Well, at least it's not snow (yet).

First snow this year... Picture of our cat, Tuna.- lump blanket

First snow this year... Picture of our cat, Tuna.