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SWAGSEEKER inspires BERT to come up with a revolutionary product

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DO you like Eggnog? Do you like Eggnog with Rum?




ON sale soon. Bert gives his hens RUM to drink. Bert's farm fresh Pre-Rummed eggs. No need to buy Rum, Bert's hens are extremely happy hens and now they pass on their happiness to you. No more of Uncle Bob throwing mashed potatoes at Aunt Sarah at the Christmas party. With Bert's Pre-Rummed eggs, everyone will be mellow and smiling and happy or passed out on the couch.

(with music)...An egg in your nog will make you sleep like a log.
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14 comments:

  1. Haha! Pre- rummed eggs! Now THAT'S a good idea!

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  2. Astra - Hey me too.. but I think I'll skip the omelette (says Bert while grinning).

    (In the real world, bert does not imbide at all, well maybe just a tiny bit sometimes).

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  3. eggnog. never had it. it's not really a uk thing. but i've heard about it and i am afraid of it! :)

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  4. Eggsellent! Although "Uncle" Bob never throws food. Only expletives!

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  5. Pandora - Eggnog has some interesting properties. An 8oz glass will produce a 6# weight gain. BUT is it SOOOoooooo good.

    Swaggie - Chickens and cows are totally different. Eggs come from one and milk comes from the Udder HA Ha ha HO Ho ho..

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  6. Eggnog instead of Instant Breakfast! (new marketing gimmick)

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  7. Hmmm, never tried instant breakfast with Rum... Hmmmmm.

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  8. Well uh... I had egg nog tonite... with rum even... ;)

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