Can YOU spot Bert sitting at the Bar in plain sight ?? Using the latest scientific breakthroughs, Bert has designed a complete line of High Tech Urban Camouflage outfits for clandestine operations. Using various fiber optics and laser adjusted enhancement scattering and refraction of time/space continuum light bending techniques, Berts Urban Camouflage (BUC) can blend in with almost any urban environment.
Does your wife insist that you follow her around with the grocery cart?? Now you can hide amongst the lettuce and produce departments and avoid this degrading behavior .
Berts Urban Camouflage can automatically adapt to a variety
of backgrounds.
Berts Urban Camouflage is popular amongst clandestine agencies, such as the CIA, CSA, and FBI
Caution: Once removed, Berts Urban Camouflage outfits may be very difficult to locate.
Check with your local authorities to see if Berts Urban Camouflage may be used legally in public rest rooms, locker rooms, and Hotels.
Remember what Bert says - With Berts Urban Camouflage (Buc) you get the most bang for your Buc Buc Buc.
(shakes head.....lol)
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ReplyDeleteSomeone has waaay too much time on his hands, um, feet!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet!
ReplyDeletelulu - is that head shaking in approval? or disbelief?
ReplyDeletegypsy - Whaaaaat ?? you didn't see Bert ?
BamBam - Somehow when you're invisible, you tend to have more time (and more fun).
recon - One time I stepped on it and I vanished.
barb4 - Is that kinda like a chuckle except a cluckle?
I wouldn't know. I had my cammo taken off of me in thee heat of passion and it hasn't ben seen since....
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ReplyDeleteBamBam - It would be a crime against society to make you invisible. Leave it off.
Aw....Bert! Just for that, you get extra priveleges in the hen house tonight!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of WWII Warships that had OP-Art decorations on them..
ReplyDeleteLogic being, nothing that weird could be out there... so best not to mention it!
du - something like "hidden in plain sight"...?
ReplyDeleteYah, sure.. You Betcha!
ReplyDeletebut Bert what about the really hard stuff like crossing the road
ReplyDeleteRanky - Um, well, as long as the cars aren't invisible, no problem.
ReplyDeleteI love the fruit and vege camouflage...But, Hmm won't someone try to pluck your veges?
ReplyDelete7jewel - Could be. Sometimes when someone doesn't see me I get plucked, but sometimes I like it (HA Ha ha HO Ho ho).
ReplyDeleteOMG. That camo in the veggie bin looks like the one I used to have over the sink in my kitchen. I wondered whatever had happened to him, as he just disappeared one day. I guess life in the country wasn't as EGGcellent as he thought it would be.
ReplyDeleteSchnickel - Are you SURE he disappeard? Maybe you just can't see him ??
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