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Bert reflects - I once went a whole year without having a birthday

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Posted by Bert at 10:52 PM

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Iri AniWednesday, August 29, 2012 at 1:57:00 AM CDT
How funny. So did I!
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mel HallWednesday, August 29, 2012 at 2:24:00 PM CDT
Oh no so did I if I remember correctly. Lol
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Bert: I can make 3-minute eggs in 20 seconds. In 2008 I held my breath most of the way swimming across the English Channel while towing a barge full of caramel pudding. I taught my Chickens to harmonize and play the “1812 Overture” by passing gas. Most of the wild animals in Tasmania will come to me and “heel”… when I call them. Can smash grapefruit with one hand while playing a harmonica, I've rescued puppies from Eagles (while flying), I’m a spy for 5 different countries. I teach earthworms to “Sit, roll over, speak". Master of Camouflage - Using only a hot air balloon and a golf ball retriever I planted Day Lilly’s in the White House Garden completely unnoticed.. I’m an expert in truck tire pressure gauges. I can play the entire full orchestra version of “Carmina Burana” alone. I breed Pigeons with IQ’s greater than most college honor students. I once won an apple peeling contest in Nova Scotia using only my house key. I often receive marriage proposals from women who have dialed the wrong number. My dental floss and duct tape artwork hangs at 14 art gallery’s around the world. I once read “Gone with the Wind” while parallel parking my car.

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