"Compared to before and after, LIFE is just one big long orgasm" - Bert

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There is nothing cooler than Bert's hat.

It's cool in so many ways ~:<)

I wear many hats. I have solar powered fan hats, Umbrella hats, mesh hats, etc, but none is as cool as this hat.  No wonder they used these Pith hats/Helmet (Safari hats) in the jungle. I found 2 of these hats, in thrift shops... a few bucks.  Surprisingly, I get lots of very nice comments on it.
Ideal for those 100 degree days with high humidity...the air goes thru the hat as if not wearing a hat at all.  Google "Pith Helmet"..... $6 to $40.













With Mosquito netting













With rain cover (Kitchen bowl cover).

Bert reflects - I once went a whole year without having a birthday

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Bert’s helpful hints - When having Chicken for dinner, It’s a good idea to serve red wine because Chickens really like red wine with their dinner.

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"The first step to happiness is to appreciate what you already have". - Bert

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"The trouble with class reunions is that you have to hang around with a bunch of old people". - Bert

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"To have a devoted pet, let them know they're your equal, not better than you" - Bert

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