Sochi Olympics spectators cheer as Bert sets a world ski jumping record.
As he leaves the jump, Bert takes advantage of his physical attributes to soar far beyond the second place jumper.
As he leaves the jump, Bert takes advantage of his physical attributes to soar far beyond the second place jumper.
Other Olympic contestants cried fowl but Officials said they could find nothing in the rules that would keep Bert from claiming the First Place title (No artificial enhancements allowed).
Bert was quoted as saying "I could have gone much farther, but at the end of the landing area there was a KFC restaurant".
Ummm... they allow wings in this event?
ReplyDeleteLOL..you are hilarious Bert
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ReplyDeleteWay to go Bert! You're such a high flyer!!
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ReplyDeleteYetanother - Well, it just says no artifical wings.
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Bert has so many hidden talents... well hidden.
SuperBert the WonderChicken?
ReplyDeleteOk, when I laugh out loud, I just have to drop in and comment. Your sense of humor is so wonderful. I've enjoyed what I've seen up to this point. I've been fairly sick for a while and needed a good laugh to cheer me up. This did it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteiriani - Yes, I sometimes wonder about Bert too.
ReplyDeletelowercasebecky - Thanks, not everyone calls it "humor"...? ? so that sounds just fine to me. Scattered throughout Bert's posts... are various attempts at humor (or they are funny even when not intended).